ergenzinger

I have been known to do Wii Fit with a bourbon and coke in one hand. I check Facebook like a junkie takes a hit. The female to male ratio in my house is 3:1 and I am reminded of this fact every time I empty the lint trap of the dryer. The wad of lint is always some shade of pink. Light pink, hot pink, grey-pink...

In addition to being a dad, a husband, and a general goofball, I am a former scientist (PhD, Neuroscience) turned intellectual property attorney who likes to write, paint, draw, and cook.  I love comedy, science fiction, historical fiction, movies, documentaries, and quality cable series like Breaking Bad, Mad Men, and Dexter.

I've collected some of my stories into an ebook available through Amazon (you don't have to own a Kindle to read this; Kindle has free apps for most devices, including your PC or laptop): http://www.amazon.com/House-Looks-Fairyland-Crime-ebook/dp/B0070EDA74/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1329075090&sr=8-1